Today, I was pulled over and administered a sobriety test due to an officer's suspicion that I was driving under the influence. I was completely sober, and, apparently, I suck at driving. FML
by Anonymous / 12/16/2012 at 2:27am / United States / Transportation
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Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.
#19 - On 12/16/2012 at 10:19am by saIty
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Take driving lessons
#5 - On 12/16/2012 at 10:07am by TipOfTheHat
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