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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over and administered a sobriety test due to an officer's suspicion that I was driving under the influence. I was completely sober, and, apparently, I suck at driving. FML
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saIty 17

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.

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SenselessPattern 12

5 bucks, but they have to have a nice rack as well otherwise no deal.

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lilhellian 26

I saw the State Farm commercial on the internet.. So the fact the she got the check not the guy means girls are better driver.. We all know you can't put anything on the internet that is a lie...

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Cbizzlez 10

The moderators must be running low on FML's right now

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saIty 17

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.

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ThisisaPun 5

"I promise, I didn't have any alcohol tonight, just hold my beer so I can show you my receipt from the bar."

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tiptoppc 19

“Nice *****, Offiter!”

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Clioo_fml 17

It's a good thing practice makes perfect.

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TwoOneFive 11

If your that bad at driving, take a driving course

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ThisisaPun 5

Maybe, you should use a bike, with training wheels and the next time a officer pulls you over for drunk driving you take the bike out and ride away with your middle finger in the air.

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aJaguarinRed 9

Oh come on! Why the thumb down? You have to admit that would be damn funny!

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SlenderMann 10

Well look at the bright side OP, at least nobody got hurt.

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HortonThelephant 15

At least you didn't ask him if HE was drunk. They don't like that...

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