Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived. During these two weeks, my battery has failed, tire has blown, and my phone and water bill have become past due. When I called the guy who's supposed to pay me, he said he has a note about it "somewhere on my desk". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my power company notified me that one of the payments my husband and I sent last week for our overdue bill had bounced. FML
Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML
Today, while I was out of the office, I'd left my phone charging inside. My boss informed me that since I am clearly running up her electricity bill, it will be deducted out of my already nearly non existent paycheck. FML
Today, I woke up feeling out of step with life. Work owes me money for 6 months-worth of projects I did. I collected loans to take care of my sick dad and manage myself, and now my bosses are refusing to pay what they owe, so my account balance is blank. FML
Today, I found out the paycheck I deposited on Tuesday bounced. This means that the checks I sent to my landlord, the electric and gas company and my mom will also bounce. When I told my boss, we got into an argument over bank fees and he fired me. I had thumped him, though. FML
Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML
Today, I got l disconnect notices for both my water and my electric. After looking over my budget, I realized that I can only pay for one until next month. FML
Today, and for the third time this week, my bank manager called me to tell me that my account is still overdrawn. He doesn't seem to understand that my wages always get paid at the end of the month. FML
Today, I had a really good day out just to come home right before the electricity company closed for the day, to find out my payment hadn’t gone through and they'd turned it off. FML
Today, I received an overdue bill for my now nonexistent car that caught fire in July. FML
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Top comments
every1luvsboners 11
Go take a shit on his desk then tell him you left him a note on his desk.
wals2537 1
This is why we can't have nice things...
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wals2537 1
This is why we can't have nice things...
Damn_Hippster 11
Well he has a note somewhere. God, he's doing his best!
angrymexican 8
"that was my last note, so it will cost you 60 cents"
farhil 14
Threaten to sue your company. Don't actually follow through, because that would mean that you will never get a job anywhere again in your life, but neither would he... So just the threat should work...
WeAreAHurricane 14
Maybe because he was too busy infesting his work place with a virus due to his ****....
SuperKnuckels 6
its called "Direct Deposit" YDI
skoob 4
"human recourses, how may I help you?" "uh, yeah- i haven't received my paycheck yet. It's two weeks overdue" " yes, please hold..... *buzzzz*"
lexa1love 16
Some companies don't offer direct deposit. Especially smaller businesses because it costs them money to do it.
ArmedcrackerR6 8
Sounds like he needs his ass beat. Give him some motivation.
indielove 13
file a complaint.
6u174r_d00d 6
Say you'll put a fist "somewhere" on his face.
every1luvsboners 11
Go take a shit on his desk then tell him you left him a note on his desk.
iTrevor 5
Not before he gets his money of course..
jwade11 12
Sounds like a plan!!!
CheckMyProfile 17
your comment sir made me lol xD
Sammeh_Higgins 0
Like a boss.
WeAreScrewed 3
That asshole.
IDontKnow10101 14
I'll bet this is the type of guy who's gonna stack IOU's til day's end and not pay a cent
TheNotoriousOne 1
**** the police. Beat his ass
KiddNYC1O 22
Police?
Meowingtons500 18
**** THA POLICE. I'm wearin' a tux. :P
Justforlolz 14
**** the police? No, don't be a ****. Date the police. Get to know the police. Show the police that you truly love them. THEN you **** them. And when it's all over, leave the police. Make the police beg for you.
farhil 14
Why the thumbs down? That was funny. Although slightly off topic...
flockz 20
i think what 8 was trying to say was "**** the police, go there and beat his ass instead." just a thought.
Snafuusmc 12
Sorry to hear. Why didn't you confront him earlier?
HiddenMonkey 8
Direct deposit does wonders
ValleyC4t 5
Direct deposit doesn't make the money magically appear. They still have to pay you.
Ergayles 9
^ Yeah, it pretty much does make the money magically appear.