By owmyballs - 17/12/2009 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
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pooley182 0

YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo trick

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alexandraa_fml 0

"::sigghh::*batts eyelashes* Timmy sure can work that yo-yo.I have GOT to have him."

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pooley182 0

YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo trick

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Unregistered 0

lol ya seriously very uncommon for a girl to be impressed by a yo-yo trick

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TBlanchard 0

You're playing with a yo-yo, and you say "... you thought it'd be cool if...". Fail.

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alexandraa_fml 0

"::sigghh::*batts eyelashes* Timmy sure can work that yo-yo.I have GOT to have him."

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FOOFIGHTERSrock 0

lol looks like your "dog bite" bit u in the balls :D

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NoteMyGrin 0

Hey, now. People who can yo-yo have very agile fingers.

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DwayneHoover 0

Hell, even the fact that he knows the NAME of any yo-yo trick means that he is not likely to get a girl.

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humorizer 14

Anyone else find it to be a funny coincidence that the guy banged his **** in bangkok?

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jisaac09 25

Reply to 44: Momma says to keep my pianist away from girls....

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ZleveL 0

the dog missed your bone! but it got the meatballs :(

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pu13 5

yoyos are awesome and tons of girls who are great ( and attractive) like it. including my gf

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AcesAndEights 0

Why would you do that one though? It makes you look like an idiot even if you get it right :-/

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dantheman1988 0

youre a fag for even knowing what a dog bite is.

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wh4t3v3R 0

Seriously, I regret my YDI now that I realize it didn't hit him in the dingle berries.

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hXcsoccerplaya 0

YDI for having a yo yo AND trying to show off with it. play sports, little girl

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Buellzorz 0

the dog bite is hilarious when it's done right. I havnt figured that out yet. but I'll do barrel rolls for minutes at a time between classes. and for those who say yo-yos are a stupid way to impress girls- that's how I hooked my girlfriend of 2 years.

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f_alltheirlives 3

Yeah but the rest of us want someone older than 8 tho. I saw your girl kiss another man under the kissing tree yesterday btw, but dont worry, she did it for a mint Charizard so totally worth it : )

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tjh116 0

Wow you seem like one cool kid. I wish I had enough charisma to attract girls with my yo-yo.

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lolsan 0

You still have a yoyo? Wow.

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Sorceress0209 0

Wow really! If you like her so much why don't you just tell her.

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Do_that_reject 0

WTF is a dog bite

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Beans_fml 0

Speaking of not being educated... you don't seem to realize that the "Yo-yo was a weapon!" thing is an urban legend. Fyl. http://personal.anderson.ucla.edu/eloisa.borah/filfaqs.htm#yoyo

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