Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
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pooley182 0
YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo trick
alexandraa_fml 0
"::sigghh::*batts eyelashes* Timmy sure can work that yo-yo.I have GOT to have him."
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Comments (115)
nodflenders 0
Nah, I'm down with yo-yoing. I don't see why there is so much stigma around it when I see fags hacky sacking at the beach all time in the summer. Hacky sacking is way worse. I mean hippies do that. Not even the real kind either. Immitation hippies. Howabout frisbies? Those are super lame. Spins around, limited tricks that you can do with even the trick frisbies and you need someone who is just as lame to get much use out of a frisby. I'll stick with my sweet $100 yoyo, you fags can have your knitted hippy bean bags and flying disks. K? Deal. The finger thing amongst yoyoers is probably mostly among kids because on the topic of fingers, strong fingers will be more likely to get you places. It's surprising how much pressure a girl who is seventeen and over likes.
Pandaxox 10
Do you think you're cool from saying "fag" repeatedly? Well, NEWSFLASH! You made youself look like a total douchebag! Grow the **** up. I hate people like you that overuse slang terms just to "look cool".
tubesocks_ 0
Being a girl I must say, I have yet to meet a guy that plays with a yo-yo and still considered that person "cool."
fml_epitome4emos 0
what's with your condescending tone? do you think that you are superior to males? i can assure you that you wont be well off finding your other half, guys don't like complaining chicks. btw yoyoers ftw. and bashers on "**** my life", well, it's self explanatory, just do it and keep it to yourselves.
fml_epitome4emos 0
i already feel bad for writing that, i wonder how people here could bash so relentlessly. though it's not my business afterall so keep on bashing and relieve your petty stress from your pms.
LoHo14 0
All she did was express that guys who play with yo-yos aren't cool. relax. not everything a girl says is because of pms you dill hole.
jhommie9696 0
so you thought the opposite of lame looserishness was yo-yo tricks... you getting hit in the balls was life trying to make you more normal.
LoHo14 0
YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo.
yoyoguy 0
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1214403 Funny when it happens to someone everyone defends the yoyo player, but when its the yoyo player doing it he gets OMG WHAT ARE YOU 12! but on my personal opinion, YDI for TRYING to impress the girl. Being a yo-yo professional, I play yo-yo a lot in public, and girls just come up to me because they are impressed, and I'm just practicing. They don't like it when you are doing it just to show off how cool you are.
Grimmerie 31
i'm a professional army man strategist, myself. my current girlfriend is a beanie baby fashion designer and my brother works the track for hotwheel cars.
Bellziwellzi 0
Haha, fail, girls r NOT impressed by yo-yo´s, FAIL
deoxylophone 0
girls aren't impressed by yo yos
BroBiden 0
I'll admit, the guy is kind of an idiot for trying to "impress" a girl with a yoyo trick, but people shouldn't bash on yoyoers. yoyoing is legit. Everyone who said girls aren't impressed by yoyo's. and, if you yoyo you are not cool if you yoyo. -Don't be so shallow.
princemax 0
well he is from tailand, so his girl-picking-up-skillz might require him to be able to do the "dog bite".
Bethelle 0
smooth