Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
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pooley182 0
YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo trick
alexandraa_fml 0
"::sigghh::*batts eyelashes* Timmy sure can work that yo-yo.I have GOT to have him."
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plumpton 0
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bugmenotmofo 34
what's the capitol of thailand?!?
metman9192 2
rofl good one #64 what's the capital of thailand. whew that was a good laugh
tehlolz 0
this is God's way of telling you to stop playing with toys and to act mature. YDI.
Lillies98 0
bangcock hahah... yo-yo's are still around? or did you find it in a Pinata?
BroBiden 0
I yoyo, and I have a Girlfriend. She likes yoyoing. BTW, yoyoers are good with there fingers.
nodflenders 0
Ha. Fingers. Stupid kids. You use your "piece" on a chick's va-jay. You know what gets you further than "agile fingers"? Knowing where the ******** is. You know what else is better? Knowing how to plow the **** out of girl without hurting them. I hope you kids wrote all that down.
nodflenders 0
Yeah no. It does if you're good at it. Little tremors in the vaj, feeling the walls contract up all tight around your piece, nails sinking in and eyes rolling back are a pretty good indicator. When you make a lady real happy, it's pretty easy to spot it. Experience: 1 Lack thereof: 0
morgan_5230 0
Yeah, the 90s called. They want their toy back. Haha..
MiruMoe 0
Actually Mr. nodflanders is completely correct. A good hard ****ing is the best. You obviously need some practice. Experience: 2 Lack thereof: -1
BroBiden 0
the fingers thing is just a joke that yoyoers have.ha Why do you guys like to bash on yoyoers so much? also...yoyoing has changed...check this out.... http://www.youtube.com/user/Citadel712#p/u/2/knckFqmlT-Y