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Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27972) - you deserved it (3753)

On 12/07/2009 at 9:43am - misc - by Fluory (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Can't blame him for being honest.

I't doesn't need to be bad.

#2 - On 12/07/2009 at 2:05pm by PieterDB

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So what? He obviously chose to stay with you, so I dont see why it should be that much of a big problem.

#6 - On 12/07/2009 at 2:21pm by boatkicker

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