Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, I had to help my grandma because her TV suddenly stopped working. She has cable as well as satellite, so she figured she didn't need the satellite receiver anymore. Apparently the best way to do get rid of it was to cut all the cables connected to the TV. FML
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Fresh2death2021 0
Idk whats funnier, the fact she thought your computer was a tv, or that she'd throw the "tv" away just because she'd had to get up to control it.
Starfire22 5
Omg that sucks but it's really funny at the same time!
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Kickmehard 0
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Lol!
iCJ86 0
hahahahahahahahah that sucks i hope i was an older computer then
Alpha35 4
i'm asian so this is uncommon... i ask my grandma where do you wanna eat in english .. she responds yes and nods......... and i ask her in korean she responds with a list
mells105 0
entire computer? i didnt know it came in peices OP last time i checked computers are a whole
Kurg 0
well she couldve thrown away the monitor and the actual computer. but then again, if I thought a computer monitor was a tv I probably wouldve just thrown that away too
snowgun10 0
Nice one!
alwaysalady 0
If she thought it was a TV, then she would have left the CPU, right?
aero_fml 0
You're referring to the tower... which houses the motherboard containing the CPU. But who knows how old people think?
Jcat_fml 0
if it was one of those Macs or an HP all in one, it wouldn't have been separate.
Sun_Kissed18 25
It does say "Entire computer missing" So I assume that includes the tower
Lehk 9
CPU can also refer to the entire chassis, though it's a bit of an archaic usage.
Finnboghi 0
No, it can't. It's an inaccurate layman's term. CPU is Central Processing Unit, however the computer (or tower, base, case, etc.) contains much more than just a single processor. OP, that really sucks. Hopefully she'll get you a new one.
blankaex 0
Well the Grandma would've noticed a cord leading from "the TV" so she probably threw out the hard drive too, under the assumption it no longer works.
Starfire22 5
Omg that sucks but it's really funny at the same time!
Smashly_Ashly 0
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OMG THEN HOW ARE YOU POSTING THIS?!
fuckitlosers 0
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Agree!
LadyKaya 0
Wow...I live near this thing called a library...it's pretty freaky in there. They have books that I can, like, read, and these computers that...*whispers* I CAN USE FOR FREE!! Plus, some people have both desktops and laptops. Or maybe he works with computers and had spares. There's any number of possibilities, so stop whining about things that don't make sense in your brain and spend five minutes trying to puzzle it out before you look like an idiot.
Smashly_Ashly 0
"...found my entire computer missing..." ...found one of my computers missing... >>Sarcasm not detected. >>ACCESS DENIED.
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
And, there are these awesome people called friends and this place some people go to each day called...college/school! And there are these nifty things called cell phones, some of which have internet access!! OMG!!!
valuben505 0
ipod maybe. just a thought
greenltrn2003 0
Maybe he could have gotten a new one?...or he has a Laptop since the OP was deployed Its a computer not a heart jeez...
jloveee 0
win.
jloveee 0
ugh that win was supposed to be a reply to # 26
FarSide 23
@17... LOL. Nice one Ash...
madamoizelle101 0
iphone?ipod?friends computer?
Lachiew 11
OMG. Then how am I posting this. AN IPHONE. HE COULD BE POSTING OF AN iPhone, iPod, iPad. MAYBE EVEN A 'HTC' ANDROID.
catatonicsleep 17
What if it was one of those new iMacs that is all built into the monitor
flgirlwguitar 2
OMG...FYL but that is funny!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my gosh... this made me laugh so hard. FYL OP. Not everyone can have a tech-savvy grandma......... or one that can tell the difference between a TV and a computer. But, I wanna know: How are you posting on FML? o_O Are you using a friend's comp?
AquanTheDragon 5
Ah, nothing like the magical device known to the common peasant as the smartphone. Although a friend's comp is a reasonable explanation.
liorasaur 0
http://ihatejade.com/?id=ohhakutfytcpy8pcua21c49kivhwud
napero 0
old people + technology = priceless :D
Watchmaker 2
More like pricey, amirite?
Ohnothingreally 0
This (@27)