Miscellaneous: Today, after doing shots all weekend, I habitually downed a "shot"...

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By shotsshotsshots - 02/05/2016 08:17 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, after doing shots all weekend, I habitually downed a "shot" of mouthwash. FML

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andrmac 25

Tuesday 3 May 2016 2:08

Sorry but you should know better... You deserve it!

littlekellilee 45

Monday 2 May 2016 20:31

There's another FML almost exactly the same as this.

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littlekellilee 45

Monday 2 May 2016 20:31

There's another FML almost exactly the same as this.

ChippyChoppy 21

Monday 2 May 2016 23:02

So?

littlekellilee 45

Tuesday 3 May 2016 2:56

Yeah good point, if we resubmit old FMLs they'll all get approved again! Oh no, wait, that's dumb. Let's just not resubmit old FMLs.

andrmac 25

Tuesday 3 May 2016 2:08

Sorry but you should know better... You deserve it!

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