By schober60 - 10/05/2015 01:30 - United States

Today, a passing by bird managed to poop through my car's sunroof and onto the center console. FML
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schober60 13

On the bright side it didn't land between the seats..

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iAmPaul 49

That's even more unlucky if your vehicle was moving when it happened.

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iAmPaul 49

That's even more unlucky if your vehicle was moving when it happened.

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flyingmind_fml 17

"wac wac i do mechanics nihaha" giggled the evil bird

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ILoveMyArm 15

"Raise the roof to avoid the poop"

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mohamed_H 21

That accuracy... Damn its like they are programmed

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piiiiiou_fml 12

I don't think so. When he is moving, there are less chance that this bird poops on him but there are more chances than another bird poops in the car. So the probability that he has a bird shit is quite the same.

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JKPwnage 27

I don't even know if it's possible to hit the dashboard if the car is moving. It's more likely to hit OP in the face.

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AndyPurdy 31

when will people stop saying that -_-

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russfml 31

Humans might be at the top of the food chain but birds win aerial droppings strikes hands down. FYL OP, it will make me think twice to leave my sunroof open

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hanner12 13

Yeah no shit Sherlock. What else will perform aerial droppings? Shit pun not intended.

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russfml 31

No shit eh? Well try leaving your sunroof open or keep digging Watson

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False_Stupidity 41

Well duh, #31! What about flying pigs? You forgot those didn't you.

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WilliamMurderfac_fml 23

I give it a 6/10 for accuracy. I woluld give it a better score for maybe landing one on a bald guy's head or in someone's food. Step it up birds.

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SlimDanny 15

Not all the shots can land man cut him some slack.

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Dre27 20

Just be happy you didn't get a face full of shit

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wanted_2_want 40

Or that OP didn't have a cup of coffee on the console.. It would've tasted like shit. Literally.

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keiNan_fml 35

Damn that bird is more accurate than a sniper.

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daz18m 15

It's suppose to be good luck if a bird poops on you. Maybe your car will have the good luck.

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MrConcise 34

What's the logic in that? "Welp, got pooped on, everything from here on is considered good luck!"

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russfml 31

Thats what people say just to make you feel better about being crapped on lol

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MrConcise 34

Like how ugly people say they're beautiful on the inside?

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