Today, once again I was told I looked a bit like Lindsay Lohan. I can't figure out if they mean the young, good looking one, or the current cracked out rehab version. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
Hopefully it's the Mean Girls Era one. Positive vibes OP!
Zoey5683 17
Go with the good looking one a d you won't have to worry about their opinion other than yours o.o
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Zoey5683 17
Go with the good looking one a d you won't have to worry about their opinion other than yours o.o
datkenna 20
How do you not know if you look drugged up or pretty???
SmokinGuns 13
Yeah that would be pretty bad if you couldn't tell the difference.
WhitneyShehan 10
If you really have to question that; I'd assume it'd be the current cracked out rehab version.
Rallred32 20
Hey, Lindsay WAS hot!
lexiieeex3 32
Hopefully it's the Mean Girls Era one. Positive vibes OP!
xoamy906 25
Go with the former. She was absolutely gorgeous and I'm sure you are too :)
awkwardloveannie 28
why dont you jump in front of them and ask :p
blueboy154 12
I feel really bad for you.hopefully it's the good looking one!
Rizzen 27
keep your head up high and go with the young good looking one :)
SgtAssCheeks 21
Why not both?
gantoman 13
What? That's like saying "You look like Emma Watson but at the same time you look like Kanye"
cheshireau 26
This is the best reply I've seen in a long time.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Did you just compare rehab Lindsay to Kanye West? I like the way think :)
appletreee 30
No, no she didn't.
Echosnow 15
The world may never know... Sorry!
mackdeezy 22
Ahh Lindsay Lohan. Who would have thought the cute little girl from The Parent Trap would grow up to be such a wreck.
Lacist 19
Fame and mental disorders get to ya.
Mr_Loudmouth 9
If by mental disorders, you mean cocaine addiction, the yea.
_rina_lee_ 5
You should automatically assume the young good looking one! You are beautiful!
mattjamt 16
Sorry, but, how do you know that? For all we know, she could be a troll living under a bridge. Not that I'm saying she is ugly, but we just don't know...
_rina_lee_ 5
Everyone is beautiful in their own way! Even the troll under the bridge
Mr_Loudmouth 9
Parents only say that to the ugly kid growing up.
mattjamt 16
They can be beautiful on the inside, if that's what you're going for...