Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML
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Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML
Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML
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sarcasticlover 30
The worm found the wrong Apple
bjobabygirl 12
How is it able to survive inside there ?
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Comments (131)
sarcasticlover 30
The worm found the wrong Apple
Ksweety_fml 27
Yes it did!!!. I'm surprised the worm is still alive...
LadyQuantum7 6
#1 Nice one ;)
thefastnfuryass 14
Wouldn't have happened if it had Windows.
BeachGirl27 23
LOL!
Pussycat86 18
#1 I was going to say: we all know worms love apples :) good job!
theresstilllight 5
Well done, you deserve a freaking thumbs up!
justagirl1998 10
You sir deserve more likes!
Pwib 14
Maybe his computer just has a bug.
NoWayLady 13
iOS Butterfly?
amccaul1976 8
great minds...
jerryj 27
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Must be totally irradiated by now. Make sure it doesn't bite you. You don't wanna become "Worm Man", do you? ;)
lex1459 38
Why not? That would be awesome!
albinochipmunks 7
That would be an amazing worm if it could bite him through the screen.
Pleonasm 35
Anything to move the story along and get to the training montage part of the film.
\ 28
Worms that bite...?
baka4815 21
Many worms bite. I've been bit by them while feeding reptiles before.
bjobabygirl 12
How is it able to survive inside there ?
abhi95 31
Its the worm's house.. Im sure It knows it knows a way out!
negb 30
Who cares? Remember on windows where that little paper clip dude popped up to help you? Well now OP has a friend just like him...except alive and wiggling!
hellnosucka 27
it probably felt like it was wormer inside the screen.
lexiieeex3 32
I literally just shivered from reading this. That I'd beyond disgusting. Take it to the Apple store and demand a new computer I am so sorry OP.
m22100 14
Oh god, how'll you watch **** now?
MortenM 17
It'll probably start feeling a bit small...
extrasnipes 22
yea...poor op
Dillyduzit 23
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I'm kind of wondering why you leave your expensive laptop in a place where worms can find it.
Welshite 39
Compost piles are proven to improve battery life. These are the things they don't want you to know about.
chocolatefrog28 29
Get a tiny aerosol bottle of pesticide and squirt it into your cd drive, should take care of everything.
SunTzu2 9
You Bitch!!!!! AHHA HAHA
weveallbeenthere 30
no, he needs to put it in the microwave for 1 minute.
buttcramp 21
30, a laptop in the microwave sounds like a terrible idea.. but what do I know?
sarcasticlover 30
33- believe it. its on the internet,it has to be true :P
mountainmanmike 11
Except that doesn't take care of the decomposing worm body.
idefka 34
#30, I think it's 5 minutes
larrena2377 26
Hopefully it doesn't cause your computer problems! You might need to take it somewhere and make sure there's not more than one
AmexBlack 24
Or OP could run the antivirus software? My one protects against viruses, trojans, spyware, malware and spam as well as worms :)
domolovesyoshi 33
you, I like you.
schwaka 17
It might be time to buy a real computer. :p
Rainhawk94 27
It'll die eventually....or invite friends
famvd 15
How does one get a worm in a laptop screen... Bad luck OP. Sorry!
MortenM 17
It's been known to find worms in computers. Alledgedly the US once managed to get on in to an Iranian computer
parism143 28
Why would the US put a worm in an Iranian computer?
skyeyez9 24
Its a joke. The "worm" MortenM mentioned is a virus meant to disrupt Iran's nuclear bomb making efforts. frying their computer networks in the compound and erasing the data. Except it was Israel who put the virus in it, not the US.
elcee1987 18
#89: aaaand fail
ShakeDisPlace 10
Crawling in my screen, these worms they will not heal.
WhatsMyNameTho 11
- Fear is why it crawls, confusion this apple's not reaalllll.
misterspock 16
there's something inside it that crawls beneath the surface, consuming, confusing...
AFCCT 7
This worms lack of self control I fear is never ending Controlling, confusing
Pleonasm 35
To find that worm again My patience wears so thin (without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take) I've tried bug spray before Just to be suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
angiemarie96 25
I can't listen to that song without giggling now..
PrincessCastiel 27
What song are referencing?
Oat_Oat 4
It can't finds it way back out. The walls are closing in.
TehAnderz 11
Incase anyone is wondering its "In The End" by Linkin Park
simplylittle_fml 8
#97 You're right about Linkin Park, but this song is called... Crawling.
ElricMustang 23
I spent about ten minutes trying to figure out how that was "In The End" before reading 102's comment...
TehAnderz 11
My bad guys. I had just realized that it was Crawling and wasn't able to edit my comment