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Today, I asked a friend to hang out. I'm so used to people saying no, that when she said yes I burst into tears and had a panic attack. FML


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Did she turn around and say never mind?

#1 - On 09/14/2013 at 9:54am by jw90

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Good things happen to good people, OP. have a great time out with your friend...

#4 - On 09/14/2013 at 9:54am by vlalam

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