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Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37398) - you deserved it (8929)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by imawesomeokay (woman) - Mexico (Jalisco)

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You should thank God that caressing your hair is all you got.

#1 - On 07/20/2013 at 6:26am by rs89

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Fell asleep single, woke up on a date. Sounds like a great day to me.

#14 - On 07/20/2013 at 6:57am by Warmonger_Smurf

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