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Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60478) - you deserved it (16832)

On 04/11/2013 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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Musical chairs... Haters style

#2 - On 04/11/2013 at 9:17pm by sayhey22

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At that point its probably at least partially your fault...

#4 - On 04/11/2013 at 9:18pm by azk3000

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