Today, my family went on a family trip without me. Their reason for not bringing me? My older sister wanted extra legroom during the drive. FML
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satega 16
Op here. Figured I'd add this tidbit, the ride originally consisted of me, my mother, my sister and my mothers boyfriend. So it really wasn't s family trip at all in ether end.
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Sinamoi 18
Then she can ride on the roof where she can have all the legroom she wants.
MyCommentsSuck 21
Don't know about you. But I'd rather be at home doing what I want, than stuck in a car with my family including a sister who needs that much leg room. whole home personal space expansions for the win.
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rachelndrws180 4
Be glad, you won't be squished
ladyangel52 11
What a brat though.. I would have affered her the trunk. Plenty of room for her back there.
barbsillvy 10
That's so mean, I'm so sorry OP!
ifuckmonsters 5
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I can't blame her, leg room is important on a long car ride.
shyeahh_fml 19
Leg room is important, but sacrificing being completely comfortable so someone else (especially a family member) can share the experience is more important.
bernardbrown 7
I think she was kidding, 13.
RvidxrKlvn 8
I love when people respond to jokes completely serious.
chrissy2 28
I don't know why #2 got downvoted so much. I thought it was funny.
bbgman 4
I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise.
mduffy08 8
Because that's relevant.
cnator 12
You should pee in the middle, so people in the house know that you're dominant.
Poppipuff 14
Her joke isn't funny then.
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
Listen to #29. He's a damn astronaut sloth, he cannot be wrong.
Codezlol 21
51- Sarcastic does not always = funny, and many people have different views on humor, sorry to break it to ya.
Sinamoi 18
Then she can ride on the roof where she can have all the legroom she wants.
rachelndrws180 4
Or... Have a party and when they come back: ' Sorry but there's not enough room'.
oj101 33
Carpooling Mitt Romney style.
TipOfTheHat 10
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I think she's the favorite! What do you think OP?
OldMemoriesFade 8
I think he would probably assume that by now, considering how she could go on the family trip, and he did not,
MyCommentsSuck 21
Don't know about you. But I'd rather be at home doing what I want, than stuck in a car with my family including a sister who needs that much leg room. whole home personal space expansions for the win.
RAUHWeltBegriff 9
make a Project X
traveler_ghost 12
And now you have the whole house to yourself, its like Home Alone again! You can do whatever you want! because your family clearly doesn't care much about you
fudgeimout 2
And you now get the opportunity to foil the two burglars who plan on robbing your family on their trip using innovative ways!
EMW20 10
Joke's on them! Now you can party!
tsent8 15
They could have at least strapped you to the top. Did you slash their tires?
BlowinChronic 18
Why would you slash their tires? Then they couldn't go on the trip and OP would just get bitched out.
Amama_fml 30
Qué cojones!