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Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25174) - you deserved it (8945)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:38am - misc - by juliannamelissa - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Congrats,you might just have discovered a new species!

#1 - On 09/06/2012 at 6:01am by bianchieiei

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You just ejected a tight knit, religious family of bugs from their beautiful white picket fenced two story home. How do you feel?

#6 - On 09/06/2012 at 6:08am by Elegance

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