Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML

by cheesfactor / 05/19/2012 at 3:50pm / Bulgaria (Ruse) / Miscellaneous

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  • The word "scuttled" made the FML.

    #6 - On 05/19/2012 at 7:47pm by Nutty4Muffs

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  • I bet your date jammed your wardrobe door and messed with your car so you wouldn't make it and he wouldn't look like the bad guy for standing you up, not thinking you were one determined woman.

    #13 - On 05/19/2012 at 7:51pm by NoorFML

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