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Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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miz_kamakazi 11
YDI. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Hope she leaves your ass.
AkshaySauce 5
There is a special place in hell for people like you. I'm ashamed to be of the same species as pigs like you.
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Comments (73)
miz_kamakazi 11
YDI. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Hope she leaves your ass.
xNephilim 19
Agreed.
shanemaximo 7
This is not a **** your life situation. It's a **** you situation.
electrorange 13
Today, you also get divorced! FYL YDI
fromthesuck 8
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And how do we know this isn't a true fml situation? He could be separated going through divorce and seeing someone else at this point. Now that she's found out about the baby she's pissed and going to make the divorce even harder. This may seem outlandish to some but trust me these situations are very common
eb0ny 15
Today, my asshole of a husband became a father. Not to my baby. FML
A100893 30
OP, you suck. Don't expect pity from FML.
Sidel 11
Well, 21, he must have slept with this woman about nine months ago. Then he and his wife were most likely still together. Op is just a cheating asshole.
evilscorpi 29
ok there are some women who actually try to work with a situtation like this if you told her from the beginning. but the fact that op hid this from his wife made it ten times worst....YDI either way
DjeePee 25
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"Today, you also get divorced! FYL YDI" FYL? Seriously?
kiki122012 5
Ok, I can't imagine how this is an FYL. YDI for being a douche bag and cheating on your wife.
Idonebeenhad 17
Can't you ******* control your horn-dog hormones and think about what the **** you're doing before you **** up other people's lives? "oh I'm attracted to her, let's sleep together", You got married for a reason, asshole. You don't deserve a wife
AkshaySauce 5
There is a special place in hell for people like you. I'm ashamed to be of the same species as pigs like you.
iamyummylicious 14
Somewhere between Grammar Nazis (4th circle of hell) and the pedos (inner most circle of hell). Probably 7th or 8th circle of hell.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
I believe the final circle of hell is reserved for traitors and those who commit treachery, if I was your wife I would call you a traitor. So good luck, OP!
yahoowizard 16
Must be a pretty big place tbh
alfred07 18
I believe they've had renovations done.
xattitudegurlx 13
Dumb ass for the win!
ladyLALAA 29
Cheaters never prosper. OP, I hope the courts give your wife all your money when she divorces your ass!
MustangGirl72 9
YDI for being a cheating douche.
bungee_fml 9
Your poor wife, if you don't want to be with someone, man up and tell them that, don't **** about with other people on the side.
senseisuncommon 7
Freaking stupid. How can you not diserve this? You cheat and then hope to get sympathy on here. YDI
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
I hope your wife leaves you. Disgusting pig!
Deeznutzhairy 7
Seriously, go f*ck yourself.
matildatilda 0
Omg hahaha ssssh it's like dont tell the wife (/bride!!)
ambamm135 7
It's like learn to construct a proper sentence.
Jakespeed207 4
Well, man, gotta say: you're an idiot -L_- then again, is there a reason why you were ******* with another chick behind your wife's back, or is this just another "no-reason-just-wanna-get-laid-more" excuse? YDDI
peachesncreem 21
There is NEVER a good enough reason to cheat on your spouse. If you start losing intrest in your significant other and develop feelings for someone else, the mature thing to do is to be honest about it. End the relationship if it's not working for you anymore.