By Samm Povich - 25/02/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML
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alexh15 13

I see some family friction in the near future...

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CaliGali 9

Hope he's ok OP things can be replaced but brothers can't.

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chouter21 10

Hahaha now I'm the second comment!!!! >.

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Llama_Face89 33

17- the 17th, rather.

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redbluegreen 40

No matter what comment you appear to be, #17 you will still be an idiot.

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DCFan 9

You DID* own a motorcycle. That sucks op... Insurance? Hopefully.

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nadyy14 8

Maybe if you have insurance and if he's not hurt, everything will be fine! :D

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periwinkle95 10

Be happy your brother isn't dead. You can always buy another motorcycle, but you can never buy another brother.

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alexh15 13

I see some family friction in the near future...

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gamercanadian 11

Look at it this way what are the odds of u getting that phone call n finding out if he's alright or not?

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tsquaredyosur 3

So is your brother okay? You seem more worried about the bike than your family! To me that is a bit f*cked up!!

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R3TROxLOV3 32

Well his brother did steal and damage his property so..... I mean yea I hope the brother is okay, but he really shouldn't have taken the bike without permission...

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DooleyFTW 17

Don't worry 42 I'm sure if his brother was actually hurt he'd be in the hospital or something not making fml's. Obviously he's ok, the bikes not though!

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loopsy_fml 14

42 & 52, op doesn't state their gender. Don't automatically assume op is male just because op owned a motorcycle. Females could just as possibly own a motorcycle!!!!

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KeyboardWarrior 10

71 Don't make a big deal out of something that isn't, please. Thanks.

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tjv3 10

Correction you used to own a motorcycle . But on the bright side you are the proud owner of a junk sculpture

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imp4ct 15

Although he seems to be an asshole, I hope that nobody was hurt..

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Wow, I hope he's OK. Although I'd be pissed.

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CaliGali 9

Hope he's ok OP things can be replaced but brothers can't.

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Jewlz1162 5

I agree i dont get along with my little brother but if that was him i wouldnt care about the motorcycle

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TheDrifter 23

Sure they can. It's just a bit of a wait, and an argument with your mother.

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jerseyboy732 16

tase his ass when you get home

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alexh15 13

I have always wanted to do that. But just before you do, scream, "PIIIIKA CHUUUUU!" :P

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tygerarmy 35

I'd rather be emperor Palpatine; force lightning!

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akayc32 0

I'm pretty sure that's illegal. Like assault.

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M0rt 0

I'm pretty sure taking the motorcycle is illegal. Like theft.

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poprocksss73 7

Wow I thought this said "taste" his ass when you get home..

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joeytheman 10

Alexh15, I got expelled my freshman year for having a taser on campus, I actually did that to someone. It was fun in the moment, but a horrible mistake that I regret.

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dhardesty23 8

that's unfortunate but you gotta do what you gotta do. that sucks

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Dramori 29

As a fellow bike rider, the first thing I would say is, I hope the bike's okay...! I hope your bro is fine but still, he deserves it for stealing it in the first place.

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DRoCC69 9

You hope the bike is ok? What about your brother that fell off the bike what a ******* moron you are.. My brother takes out my bike alot and if he dumped my bike, the bike would be the last thing i worry about.

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HannahWho 8

Obviously the brother is ok, if they were critically injured I doubt Op would have posted this.

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GoW_Chick 14

I say tazer his ass when you get on scene, won't really solve the problem, but it'll make you feel better. Edit: damn you 6 for being just a little quicker at the draw.

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Lizzy500 16

Dispatchers don't carry mace or tasers, and they don't "arrive on the scene". Jeez, can't anybody READ anymore?

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TheDrifter 23

It's a family emergency, most departments would let op go check on him.

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Argenisjose 9

In this case he will arrive at the scene after his shift is over because it was near his house.

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K_kanaka 26

Dude sorry OP. Hope your brother is ok. Hopefully this knocked some sense into him.

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