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Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML

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On 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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You'd think if you're in charge of singing the anthem you'd have brushed up on it first...
However if you were just in the crowd no big deal.

#1 - On 01/13/2012 at 2:50am by that1guy1

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Glad I'm not the only one who does this.

#2 - On 01/13/2012 at 2:50am by spazticechidna

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