Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML
by skidmark / 12/08/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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Honestly thought it said Jizzy...
#1 - On 12/08/2011 at 12:47pm by Heeeerroin
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I'd expect nothing less from walmart shoppers.
#2 - On 12/08/2011 at 12:50pm by smdthinks
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