Oh, hello!

By unlucky - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I saw an old man on his porch. Being friendly, I waved at him as I ran by. Apparently, his idea of greeting someone is pelting them with stones. FML
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slick5880 22

Some people like getting stoned in the morning. I guess you look like one of those people.

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AhhBrenid 8

Old people are funny :)

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AhhBrenid 8

Old people are funny :)

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theTrollGuy 7

And so is people with exposing profile pictures.

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7

It seems the Get Off My Lawn movement is turning violent.

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leadman1989 15

Hey 20 some of us are pathetic and horny enough to enjoy the odd not-totally-raunchy possibly underage boob shoot ok. Now where was I? Fap fap fap

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urdirtyolduncle 15

This just further proves that old people can get away with anything.

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slick5880 22

Some people like getting stoned in the morning. I guess you look like one of those people.

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TurnpikeTwister 0

I do, but not like that, and I usually require a B.O.B. right after...

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mr_inkredible 0

So he had stones with him just in case someone waved at him? This guy is prepared

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MwahFMLS 6

Too late to apologize!

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superficialheart 11

Why do you try to be funny?

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DocBastard 38

That doesn't look like an attempt at humour to me. It looks more like a simple rhetorical question. Here's a non-rhetorical question for you - Do you have to try to be bitchy to people, or does it come naturally to you?

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superficialheart 11

Thumbing you down, how do you like me now?

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sydie5 12

KaySL you're a little bit bitchy yourself. Arguing with an idiot only makes you one.

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DocBastard 38

No Sydie, KaySL is a lot bitchy, but that's why we all hate/love/admire/despise her/him/it. Clear?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

What does thumbing down the person calling you out will do much to you? That's like saying you're going to flood the earth, with a gardening hose. Really stupid.

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leadman1989 15

I'm here also. Contribute something? Do I ever? Hahahahaha :(

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Daralea 21

sydie, she wasn't arguing with an idiot. She was merely shaking her genitals and throwing her shit at it.

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Savra_fml 17

Come on, did you wave or give him the finger?

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qazaq 1

He might have had bad eyesight and thought thy you were flipping him off... Maybe

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iiNommBaconz 0

Well at least he didn't throw bricks. I would've thrown bricks. Hmmm, I'm gonna buy me some bricks. Mmmmmm Brickkszzzz *brick-gasm*

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Lidiya8lml 0

Your a ****** up 14 year old brat. Shouldn't 14 year olds be happy and cherry about stuff?

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iiNommBaconz 0

*You're *cheery. And, obviously my comment was sarcastic, you on the other hand are a complete ignorant dick. My comedy is different, get over it and learn to be mature.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Why not be cherry? Some people enjoy being sweet and fruity. And sometimes wild.

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Lidiya8lml 0

Really pelting bricks is fun? What the **** is wrong with u. I'll remember that when I'm pelting bricks at u dumbass

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iiNommBaconz 0

Once again, obviously I was being sarcastic (hence the "brick-gasm"). Seriously dude, take a darn joke.

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Lidiya8lml 0

Knowing people like you it is probely not a joke and you are serisouly going to do it

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iiNommBaconz 0

Knowing people like me? You have no idea who I am. So back the **** off and shut the **** up.

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