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By unlucky - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I saw an old man on his porch. Being friendly, I waved at him as I ran by. Apparently, his idea of greeting someone is pelting them with stones. FML
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Some people like getting stoned in the morning. I guess you look like one of those people.

Old people are funny :)

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Old people are funny :)

And so is people with exposing profile pictures.

(Clint Eastwood voice): Get off my lawn.

It seems the Get Off My Lawn movement is turning violent.

Hey 20 some of us are pathetic and horny enough to enjoy the odd not-totally-raunchy possibly underage boob shoot ok. Now where was I? Fap fap fap

This just further proves that old people can get away with anything.

Some people like getting stoned in the morning. I guess you look like one of those people.

haha thats funny

I do, but not like that, and I usually require a B.O.B. right after...

So he had stones with him just in case someone waved at him? This guy is prepared

Too late to apologize!

why do people try to be social

Why do you try to be funny?

That doesn't look like an attempt at humour to me. It looks more like a simple rhetorical question. Here's a non-rhetorical question for you - Do you have to try to be bitchy to people, or does it come naturally to you?

Thumbing you down, how do you like me now?

Ooh, YOU GOT HIM GOOD THERE, Superficialheart!!!11!1!1 That was sarcasm, by the way. I feel the almost overpowering urge to point that out, as your IQ level appears to be more or less the same as that of a glass of freshly-curdled milk. Go back to begging your mom and dad for a new Ferrari or something, Superficialcunt.

KaySL you're a little bit bitchy yourself. Arguing with an idiot only makes you one.

The difference being I only bitch at idiots who blatantly bring it upon themselves, like this insecure child here. And I wouldn't be calling others idiots with an entitled profile bio like yours. Thanks for playing.

No Sydie, KaySL is a lot bitchy, but that's why we all hate/love/admire/despise her/him/it. Clear?

What does thumbing down the person calling you out will do much to you? That's like saying you're going to flood the earth, with a gardening hose. Really stupid.

I'm here also. Contribute something? Do I ever? Hahahahaha :(

sydie, she wasn't arguing with an idiot. She was merely shaking her genitals and throwing her shit at it.

Come on, did you wave or give him the finger?

He might have had bad eyesight and thought thy you were flipping him off... Maybe

Well at least he didn't throw bricks. I would've thrown bricks. Hmmm, I'm gonna buy me some bricks. Mmmmmm Brickkszzzz *brick-gasm*

The hell is wrong with you?

Your a fucked up 14 year old brat. Shouldn't 14 year olds be happy and cherry about stuff?

*You're *cheery. And, obviously my comment was sarcastic, you on the other hand are a complete ignorant dick. My comedy is different, get over it and learn to be mature.

Why not be cherry? Some people enjoy being sweet and fruity. And sometimes wild.

Really pelting bricks is fun? What the fuck is wrong with u. I'll remember that when I'm pelting bricks at u dumbass

Once again, obviously I was being sarcastic (hence the "brick-gasm"). Seriously dude, take a darn joke.

Knowing people like you it is probely not a joke and you are serisouly going to do it

Knowing people like me? You have no idea who I am. So back the fuck off and shut the fuck up.

I love you grandpa.

Hehehe old man jenkins hehehe