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Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24045) - you deserved it (46943)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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YDI for hating bacon

#3 - On 10/26/2011 at 12:56pm by KjoeLjan

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Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

#2 - On 10/26/2011 at 12:56pm by Spinnmaster

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