Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Le epic bacon
Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1
Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!
fudawee 4
I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.
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SuperKnuckels 6
what kind of sick, terrible person are you for hating bacon!?!? lol
j_cat187 20
Bacon cake > birthday cake
fuckhaley 7
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!!! /ragequit
perdix 31
Suck it up and pretend to like it this time around. You now have 12 months to become vegetarian or convert to Judaism or Islam (for all of the differences, if bacon avoidance is the only important rule, they might as well be the same religion.)
loserman67 36
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HOW CAN SOMEONE POSSIBLY HATE BACON - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - Bacon is the food of the gods, the food of love, of passion, of desire, of lust - it is the ultimate pleasure food - there are not enough good words in any language to describe how great bacon is.... If you'll excuse me, I need to go jerk-off while looking at a picture of hardwood (no pun intended) smoked bacon, then eat a bacon sandwich.... how can someone not like bacon...my mind is about to explode????????
Harlson13 0
Someone's had enough bacon for today...
mk58 31
Too much punctuation. Does not compute.
shireeniee 8
I like the idea, hate the delivery.
ikickgingers 15
Bacon and beer!!! Bacon and beer!!!
blackhamster97 7
The greasy fat on bacon disgusts me, that's why I hate it.
Daralea 21
Dab it with a papertowel, you baconhater! -_-
blackhamster97 7
That won't work, there's strips of fat in the bacon.
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
The exact opposite of most comments on here.
jaclynrose15 5
What the hell is the matter with u!!!! Bacon is AMAZING!!!!!
twilight_lupus 13
You wouldn't last long in my house.
bloomspetals 0
if you aren't grateful for that castle, then give it to someone who deserves it. that is by far the beat gift I have ever heard of.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I was going to say "inb4/people who think something's wrong with somebody because they don't like bacon/OMG YDI," but it seems that's already happened. Honestly FYL OP. I don't like bacon, and that just sounds... ugh. I'd take a picture of it, and keep said picture to show my appreciation for their work.
jumble 12
Well you can say "inb4 someone flames you about hating bacon" But bacon isn't the best thing ever. I'd appreciate the work too, but that does sound really gross to get as a gift.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Haha yeah. All these bacon fangirls/boys just kinda remind me of twilight ones... Obsessed with an overrated, generic, product that leaves a bad taste in your mouth, all the while claiming that it's "unnatural/inhuman" to hate it.
jumble 12
Very well put, Shadow. I'm going to remember that for now on.
ikickgingers 15
I just got compared to a ******* twilight fangirl? Please someone shoot me in the ******* head. Will someone make me a "Team Bacon" shirt???
Sonalis 9
How can you hate le bacon?!
icic6772 0
Who doesn't like bacon (besides Jewish people)!!!!!!!!!