Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Le epic bacon
Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1
Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!
fudawee 4
I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.
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irishman1989 0
I love bacon. How bout we rap it in some strips ssson. We take things with bacon on it and add more bacon *smart*
TaylorMcGown 2
Why you hatin' on bacon? Don't make me get muscles glasses on you!
valleyshooter 8
you people who are siding with op are insane. no wonder this generation is weak, physically and emotionally. bacon makes you a man. it's proven science while you have protected sex and eat bacon your sperm will get so strong that they'll destroy the condom and **** that egg up and make a baby man of it. with a beard.
rcloca 10
You HATE bacon?? -gasp-
plutok9 0
Instead of this, you should post: I hate bacon. FML
Petunia888 13
I love how everyone basically put the same comment: "OMG, who doesn't like bacon?" and "Not everybody likes what you like". ^^^See how I killed two birds with one stone?
xClairex_fml 1
NOBODY hates bacon!
okieraider71 4
Turn in your man card now!
GuitarGeek44 3
How the hell do you hate bacon!?
thatoneguy237 2
Ur ******* retarded everyone loves bacon