Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Le epic bacon
Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1
Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!
fudawee 4
I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.
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OFWGKTADGAF 0
BEGGIN DOG WILL OWN YOU
baconboy_42 8
Everyone loves bacon!
gabbiechaoss 5
When did everyone fall in love with bacon? I hate it.
HiddenMonkey 8
Hating bacon is got to be a sin. I'm almost certain.
Kangaxx 2
Wow...it seems bacon inspires more fanaticism than religion. Chill, take it easy. Some people may not like what you like to eat, accept it.
bubo_fml 11
The subtle message? They wanted to pork you on your birthday! Enjoy!
thebluewizard 14
HOW CAN YOU HATE BACON!?
raaacheel 4
dislike
DerynSharp27 4
-shakes head- Gtfo..
DropDeadBlaze 0
I also hate bacon.