Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Le epic bacon
Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1
Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!
fudawee 4
I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.
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punkin_26 16
I see many future P.E.T.T.A members in here. People Eating Those Tasty Animals Meat is yummy!
DomainError 5
There is something wrong with you...
butterflies411 0
omfg bacon is life changing how culd u hate it!!! a castle made out of bacon is a dream come true!
copy125 0
You sir, have no soul.
darkestbarbie 11
How are you human?!
RougeRamirez 8
Fyl, I hate bacon too
lizard399 0
You don't like bacon... Even vegetarians like bacon! Come on now!
Christonarhino 0
What you know about bacon? Breakfast fortress to keep all the haters out!
MissChaos84 0
I don't really care about op not liking bacon (to each his own) but OP is very ungrateful.. Be glad you have friends that care enough to put time into thinking outside the box
AndieAvacado 0
i ******* hate bacon too!!