Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
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Top comments
heylesha 8
time for new bestfriend and boyfriend?
brianjman14 23
If you hate him, why are you friends with him on Facebook?
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Comments (246)
heylesha 8
time for new bestfriend and boyfriend?
Shy_Anne 10
Time for a new profile picture :)
Jdimp 1
time to delete some friends
faithxoxox 1
They were all (save the original poster) probably joking.
LiveLaughFML 10
at least he didnt comment saying "you look better in the dark" ? =)
zombicidal 11
OP is an idiot don't add people you hate and they can't comment on your shit
Trololololololo_fml 7
They probably thought he was joking, some might not even have known that you hated him. Then again, it was quite disrecpectful of the people who knew about it to like his comment. FYL
GTRspecV 0
South park kicks ass. Thumbs up 53
Madiluvsyuh98 2
23 i thought you were talking about the commenter!
dtblitz 0
Why do people take something as trivial as Facebook likes so seriously? If anything, my friends, girlfriend and I are more likely to make and like negative comments about each other than anyone else. It's a joke on Facebook of all places, it's not supposed to be serious and it shouldn't suggest that your friends/boyfriend/girlfriend dislike you at all.
fakeaccountX 6
Oh, 2011, where people get emotionally upset over Facebook matters...
BShady96 0
damn, 60 likes??? I have never got over 20 on anything!!
mfjkr 10
Why would you have someone you hate on Facebook?
urdirtyolduncle 15
This line was used in Saving Private Ryan.
tatababe 1
If you hate him don't have him on Facebook
RedSharpieInk 5
OMG he said the tree was ugly??!! He's so mean!! And poor tree..it got insulted... :'(
monkeys1315 0
They were probably just joking and op is taking it to seriously
pinkpolarbear 8
63, You mean better with the lights off?
fatgirllovesfml 0
Oh I have a disease! I have a disease called RFBS (restless facebook syndrome) and It's an on going epidemic of massive proportions! ;(
hamncheeseinit 6
No just move away from the 60 people
nalia18 8
jey, next time reply- "Their must have been a mix up on tree's because i think im beautiful" ohhh burn.... nevermind.
bitchslapped22 14
Don't hate anyone
sugar902 0
I love that movie!!
22cute 17
Those are not real friends. Lose them.
Jammy01jams 2
They likely assumed he was joking and using an epic quote from Saving Private Ryan. Or you are that ugly... Although I'd hope not.
Jovecove 13
Unfriend the fool.
nalia18 8
Thats what u get when you add at random
ShawnKTA 0
You can delete the comment..
blair_x 12
It's actually a quote from "True Romance." Maybe it's a sign, OP.
willou35_fml 13
haha
jabfinch 9
Owned.
corporatescoundr 25
YDI it OP... Don't have people you can't stand as friends on facebook
BellaBelle_fml 23
Some people have their profile set to where anyone can see or comment on it.
Bbhd05 0
Rofl I'm the person that commented that on OP's picture!!
baby_dee97 8
Right cuz your profile says you live in u.s but op's says she lives in u.k
weeshnaw 0
Why are you friends with him?
silvercamaro 22
189- ...why would you advertise that you do drugs in your profile? That's retarded
jizzwold 21
208 maybe it's just cause I live in California but most people have smoked weed and are not looked down upon
Pendragon525 0
Why?
xleanne_aLly 23
Naw, #208 probably means it's sketchy. Like walking into a police station and asking a cop if he wants to buy a G. Not as extreme but you get what I'm trying to say. Lol.
hellbilly205 17
This is actully a song by rebel son
ikickgingers 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I see no problem here.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
The problem is that OP has Facebook. Nuff said.
EvilPotato 15
The problem is, that her boyfriend and her best friend said she was ugly, did you read the FML at all?
ikickgingers 15
Agreed, deleted mine after high school - too much drama.
ikickgingers 15
You say potato, I say vodka.
flockz 20
potato.
EvilPotato 15
Vodka.
flockz 20
i slept with your sister.
ikickgingers 15
That wasn't my sister :/
phoenixslayer69 4
Mmm potato vodka and a sister sounds like a slow Tuesday to me
drawmesunshine 17
I've never had trouble with drama on Facebook. Or at school. I'm like the anti-dramatic. And it seems like I'm the only one :/
ikickgingers 15
I'm the only girl in my family. I have two older brothers and more than a handful of cousins. If they drive by my place and I'm not home - my phone rings. If they see my car somewhere - my phone rings. If a guy looks at me in front of them... Yeah Facebook is just as bad... They think I'm five.
mea_iloveskiing 26
I see dead people.
EvilPotato 15
81 it was my sister flockz, except I don't have a sister just a brother who looks like a sister. 0.0
upyourzlolz 11
176 - I read your profile, and you sound like an egotistic douche.
EvilPotato 15
193 I read your profile and guess what I learned about you, absolutely nothing.
illmatic2 16
Nobody missed you. Nobody probably even noticed you were gone.
bethelluvscats 0
Your insensitive.
mrfuzzywiggles 11
I had 10 weeks
Nanaki_fml 0
haga
kaileb 7
Well **** them
tomatorawr3 0
Except the boyfriend. DON'T **** him xD
polocity 0
No need for that salty language
Andychilada 0
isn't that from Saving Private Ryan?
brianjman14 23
If you hate him, why are you friends with him on Facebook?
zinoxity 23
Because OP is stupid.
Luma_fml 0
Just what I was going to say.
saphfiire 13
keep your friends close and your enemies closer?
fyriwolf666 8
OP is probably one of those people with 1,500 friends because they add every single person they've ever met, seen, or heard about.
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
If you have an open profile, you don't have to be friends with them for them to be able to post comments. -__-' FYL OP.
fyriwolf666 8
If OP doesn't want people she hates commenting on her profile, she should restrict it so only her friends can see what she posts.
StoryOfTheYear 15
The more friends you have on facebook, the more you win at life. South Park proved that.
astonmartin007 4
Perfect saying
GardeningHoes 0
53- South Park can't prove anything, ever.
alexowitz 8
OP's privacy settings are probably "friend's of friend's". So she might not be friend's w/ the guy she hates, but it would explain why he was able to comment.
Lily_lops95 0
Haha
katie_noe 4
alexowitz: he still wouldn't be able to comment on her photos. just look at them.
heylesha 8
no 106.. she was right.
Spartan55 0
I've seen someone with about 3500 friends
zowieandzander77 1
Anyone can comment if your privacy settings are not set to only allow friends to do so
starryxeyes 2
Then again, it's possible that the guy was able to comment on OP's picture because a mutual friend tagged themselves in it... I set my stuff to friends only, but recently one of my relatives tagged themselves on one of my pictures and it received comments from their friends.
deadrising084 1
No 53 that episode of south park simply proves how stupid Facebook is. They basically make fun of every aspect of it. And wanna know something funny? They're right.
skata 4
71- ... dont go there
StoryOfTheYear 15
177- That's what I was implying through sarcasm. Sorry if you didn't catch it. Btw I "like" your pic.
val2010 0
truue
hellokitty76 1
thank you , said the same thing when i read it before seeing the comments
Tommay186 7
Exactly what I thought ^
Mousie1097 5
You do know people can comment on pictures even if their not friends, stupid. All of you are stupid
cardinal_jade 5
Says the hoe.
mistersheezy 7
Sounds like you know a lot of assholes.
iam_yummylicious 12
Sounds like she needs a lot of cosmetic surgery.
FU2causeUFML 2
Maybe they thought he was kidding and thought it was just a funny joke so they liked it. And if they didn't, then they are assholes. Also if you hate this person how did they comment on your picture? You need to make your profile private or at least block people you hate.
Yellow_Fish79 11
All your friends are dicks. Get a new boyfriend, too.
b1gphil 6
Did you start hating him before or after this? :P
RLG 7
Well since the FML says "the guy I hate.." I'm guessing it was before this