Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
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heylesha 8
time for new bestfriend and boyfriend?
brianjman14 23
If you hate him, why are you friends with him on Facebook?
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Comments (246)
fyriwolf666 8
These FML posts about Facebook posts must be exaggerated. 60 likes? I've never even seen a comment with that many likes. Either OP is friends with the wrong people or she friends hundreds of people she barely knows. :P
GabbyCharityM 0
I've seen a comment with 150 likes.. It was because that person had like 2000 friends because they add anyone they know, seen, heard of, or random people..
fyriwolf666 8
That's the point. I've seen several posts like this, where the OP says, "Someone insulted me and it got 35 likes!" or "My boyfriend broke up with me and 57 people liked it!" Nothing on Facebook is going to get THAT many likes unless 1) the OP friends every single person they meet, or 2) the OP is a total douchebag.
ace1092 3
orrrr.....maybe she has alot of friends, you may not be use to this but some of us are.
fyriwolf666 8
If 60 of her "friends" liked an insulting comment about her, they're not really her friends.
GardeningHoes 0
56- Some of us are what? Some of us are have a lot of friends? That doesn't sound right.
KiddNYC1O 22
76- Sigh... Some of us are (used to it).
GardeningHoes 0
Used to what? Having friends or not writing correctly?
asrforever 0
I've seen posts with well over 100 likes & comments and they are all close friends. Some people r just very social people with lots of friends! Not all op's r exaggerating with the amounts of posts but some r
dontpanic_fml 32
I have never seen nearly so many likes on a comment or post. Even the people with 3500 friends don't get close to that. 42 was the most I've ever seen and that was astronomical.
pfx2_fml 15
Well you could try make-up
chimcharx3 15
You could try a hair cut #15
white16sox 19
151 I don't even see his hair in that picture.
white16sox 19
Also this sucks op
FlipInBrosky 4
-15 Yeah..and taking a self shot with an unlit cigarette is sooo cool
Livzii 5
defriend the evil dude
apndi 9
Aww, I really hope he was joking. And even if he was, jokes can still hurt your feelings. I'm sorry, OP. :( Also, if you hate that guy, why are you friends with him on facebook?
elmogoezRAWR 0
Oh snap.
cold_heat1321321 4
My taxi driver said the same thing about floyd mayweather
Lull_fml 4
YDI for allowing someone you hate to comment on your Facebook page.
BlinkandRHCP 7
OP, it's okay! You don't have to be bullied!! Because, by saying this, you are saying you are bullied. There are programs out there to help you with this kind of trauma, programs with many people in them.... Or, you know, you can get over it and get on with your life like any other person would do.
ICaughtFire 4
Sweet Jesus, I'm so glad you added that last sentence. I thought you were serious for a minute there...
captainbj2 0
Time to de-friend....and not just on Facebook...
CatchFir3Fli3s 0
Why would you be friends with someone you hated on Facebook?
bethelluvscats 0
I was wondering that too Haha(x