Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

by ironic driver / 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??

    #2 - On 09/05/2011 at 2:50am by marinus

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  • Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.

    #4 - On 09/05/2011 at 2:51am by StoryOfTheYear

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