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Today, I quit smoking. It seems that when you don't smoke for almost 24 hours, your sense of smell comes back. I then noticed how disgusting my apartment smells. Great. FML


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On 08/02/2011 at 11:33pm - misc - by Username - United States (California)

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Ha! That smell is never gonna go away YDI for smokin

#3 - On 08/03/2011 at 3:13am by Heather_x0x0

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It's true. When I stopped smoking I started realizing how strong the smell is on my friends and the clothes in my closet. I began to feel bad for people that I sat next to or worked with because I'm positive they could smell me.

#8 - On 08/03/2011 at 3:15am by MistressKira

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