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Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

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pee gernade!!

#2 - On 12/13/2010 at 6:22am by futuremarine5

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I'll bet the other driver was pissed!

#15 - On 12/13/2010 at 6:33am by perdix

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