Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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wtfson 0
To everyone asking, how could I have possibly prepared for this? I can't just teach my son not to through pee bottles and other things out the window. That will give him ideas... But rest assured, no more "grenades" will be tossed :)
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futuremarine5 4
pee gernade!!
perdix 31
I'll bet the other driver was pissed!
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ningnangnong 1
You should teach your kid to not throw stuff out the window!! F their life, they are the ones that got hit!
luciousthedonkey 0
calm down bro your tellin a little kid f their life a light spanking will suffice plus the embarassment from telling all their friends when they are a teenager you were a little kid once and you done stuff without thinking but im sure noone ever told you too f your life
lil_miss_piss 2
F their life COMMA they're the ones that got hit. As in teach your kid not to litter, sucks for the people that got hit. FYI.
bv110 2
im pretty sure he already told his friends and they thought he was a hero!
grim267 0
to much call of duty?
mxzsledhead 1
never to much call of duty
Disgruntled_Mail 0
amen breh
perdix 31
I'll bet the other driver was pissed!
yazmi_09 3
ha i see what you did there
Naitras 15
I don't, what did he do?
ellie1993 3
the driver was pissed...the kid pissed in a cup....kinda obvious. xP
quiXotic11 3
Someone doesn't get sarcasm.
mdkid97 0
bullseye
Sadochan 0
Jarate!
uupa99 0
lol!!
deanbarnes 0
f that other guys life
rhm2084 1
Molotov cocktail !
msphatb00ty 0
today, I was driving down the interstate when a bottle of pee hit my windshield. FML
Skroal_stomper 5
How come every FML has this type of reply. It must be a small world.
11colio11 4
that's pretty original
GiddyXD 0
Grenada!
Jimboom 12
Lol. Good shot. Anyway, could be worse, could have been a poop grenade!