Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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wtfson 0
To everyone asking, how could I have possibly prepared for this? I can't just teach my son not to through pee bottles and other things out the window. That will give him ideas... But rest assured, no more "grenades" will be tossed :)
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futuremarine5 4
pee gernade!!
perdix 31
I'll bet the other driver was pissed!
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DavidCooksAngel 0
Reminds me of a story that my mom told me. she said that when I was baby and my brother who was 3 years old at the time had to pee real bad, my mom could not stop because there were a lot of cars and she was on the freeway. so, she told my brother to pee in the bottle that was in the back seat, he did and missed, the pee went everywhere in my moms hair and worst of all in my mouth. FML ~ lol
Zebidee 9
So, a family minding their own business runs the risk of crashing their own car because you were in too much of a hurry to pull over for five minutes to let the kid pee in a bush? Also, they have to wear the cost of whatever damage was done? Firstly, haven't you taught him not to litter? Secondly, you need to impress upon him how dangerous it is, before he becomes a kid that drops rocks off highway overpasses. I'd say YDI, but there was no consequence to your actions, so I'm not sure what 'it' is that you deserve.
heatherrr23 0
" nice throw son! "
Zmeilerr 22
Why in the hell would you make him pee in a bottle? It could've gotten all over the car and then you'd be writing another FML. Also, my parents used to just stop alongside the road then I'd go behind a bush.
misslex 0
he's a boy. that's one of those times that you pull over, use the car door as a sheild, and let him pee on the side of the road. it's not rocket science.
Vanilor_fml 5
lol. the guy could have made an FML too. "Today, i was driving my family home on the snow when someone from another car threw a bottle of pee outside. It hit my car's windshield, breaking it. FML"
longboardsrule 0
FINALLY!!!! Some one wins!!!!
birdman09 0
****** awesome
Hairnomore 7
So much win :')
Peacewind 0
Sounds like the Mythbusters all over again. FYL OP. YDI kid.