Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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wtfson 0
To everyone asking, how could I have possibly prepared for this? I can't just teach my son not to through pee bottles and other things out the window. That will give him ideas... But rest assured, no more "grenades" will be tossed :)
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futuremarine5 4
pee gernade!!
perdix 31
I'll bet the other driver was pissed!
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johnholmes 0
This FML is full of awesome and win!
gamer_fur_life 0
thats a cool kid.
lksdliz 9
STUPID!!! That's one of the handy things about having a little boy, they LOVE to pee outside! Pull the hell over and let him spray away!
IAmScrewedd 0
I'm waiting for someone to post this FML: "Today, I was driving on the highway when a bottle of pee hit my car window. FML."
notsofriendly 17
HAHAHA gotta agree with everyone who's asked why not just let him pee outside, though
SLWatcher_fml 1
OP, your IP is being tracked, I will soon send the death goons to your house, who will in turn pee on your living room carpet.
CodingSquirrel 3
Or any other carpet which really seems to tie the room together.
lil_miss_piss 2
Or my goddamn Persian rug.
mufkin 0
YDI. I understand giving him the bottle to pee in, but not immediately taking it away from him... well that's why YDI.
megaswamp 0
great shoot little man
Madrias 36
It was worth reading for the laughs.
OrientlSoldr 0
Your son has the potential of being quite awesome growing up.