Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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wtfson 0
To everyone asking, how could I have possibly prepared for this? I can't just teach my son not to through pee bottles and other things out the window. That will give him ideas... But rest assured, no more "grenades" will be tossed :)
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futuremarine5 4
pee gernade!!
perdix 31
I'll bet the other driver was pissed!
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Comments (136)
underpaid011 0
better their car than yours!
CasiLG 17
Obviously you didn't stop at any rest stops when you had the chance so YDI.
Bano360 25
nobody ever really needs to go at the stop
katkev 5
Parenting fail...YDI.
sydnee_10 0
bahahah that's hilarious but that would suck too!(:
ilikeslushies 0
A bottle? plastic or glass? cuz that makes all the difference
unluckybastard18 0
bulls-eye
ThemApples 0
I would be proud to call him my son (: lol
idl3mind 0
for the win!
Tyrone78G 3
send the little shit off to military school... What!? he has good aim!
DethbyFML 0
I hope you get arrested.