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Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "no one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30770) - you deserved it (9042)

On 11/19/2010 at 8:55am - misc - by Tay Tay -

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you're allowed to call people personally to ask for support. if you post it that publicly on fb, you're just being whiny.

#3 - On 11/19/2010 at 12:37pm by lizamaphone

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your cousins a jerk fyl

#1 - On 11/19/2010 at 12:32pm by michelleluvsyou

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