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Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
Violets are purple, same with the rain
at least thats what Prince says now buy me cocaine
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015