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Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37406) - you deserved it (3457)

On 12/16/2009 at 10:43am - love - by eww657 (woman) - United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest)

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So? He can still play in the mud.

#2 - On 12/16/2009 at 2:08pm by allmidnighteyes

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I think the diarrhea addition was a clever ploy to detract our attention away from what they did to their children in order to get that away time.

I'm onto you, OP.
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#26 - On 12/16/2009 at 2:50pm by allmidnighteyes

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