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Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66751) - you deserved it (5402)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:03pm - love - by wrecked (man) - United States

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Be happy you don't have to deal with such trash anymore. Sorry though, OP. You should have let the man know what trash she is too!

#1 - On 06/10/2014 at 12:49am by greeneyebeauty9

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let the man know you were her boyfriend hopefully he dumps her and you dump her then she doesn't have anyone

#2 - On 06/10/2014 at 12:51am by Nicholas12

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