Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML
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Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML
Today, my fiancé seriously used the war in Israel/Palestine to call off our engagement. We had different opinions, so he asked for the ring back and stormed out of our apartment. Turns out, he used this as a ticket out because he was seeing someone else and didn’t “wanna hurt my feelings” by confessing. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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MadlyInLust 5
Sounds like you're better off without him.
SheBeNeNe 16
It's a good thing he told you before the walk down the aisle. It's a lot less paperwork and fees to deal with.
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Comments (96)
MadlyInLust 5
Sounds like you're better off without him.
HKCgrimmjow 15
It sounds like a rude joke to me hah, I don't believe he has a second engagement going on, that's kind of hard to hide, implying he had a second relationship for a while.
TeamKelly 10
OP seriously dodged a bullet.
lambda_fml 40
Or he could be making you an April Fool.
MuseFan1991 14
i can't help thinking OPs fiance meant engagement as in when people say 'i'm otherwise engaged'. but then again i've had some wine so i might be wrong
AllieCat21 21
19, you realize how much people cheat, right? It's not that unheard of.
DKjazz 20
So he bought two separate engagement rings, proposed on two separate occasions, and probably spent a fortune on fancy dinners alone. Did he actually think you'd both be cool with it? I think you should lure them to your parents house for a threesome so your dad can kill the shit out of them.
SheBeNeNe 16
It's a good thing he told you before the walk down the aisle. It's a lot less paperwork and fees to deal with.
peachesncreem 21
And.. No money was wasted on a meaningless wedding, assuming OP and her ex-fiancé were both sharing the expenses.
Authoress14 15
Wow! What a douche. You deserve better
Catkam623 27
You know since there are dumbasses out there who don't really understand how far to take a joke, it seems much more likely this was followed up with April fools.
Authoress14 15
What crawled up your ass? Douche
HortonThelephant 15
Well that situation heightened expeditiously...
whiplash2289 19
I see what you did there
JenkJenks 6
I notice what you concocted in your previous statement
clevercake 21
You have my sympathies, but it sounds like you're better off without the lying cheater. And at least you found out before you married him!
FluffyWizdom 15
maybe by "other one" he meant his career ? :/
VannahJane 17
It's pretty clear he meant another woman.
insertnameherr 11
Or another man... and the plot thickens..
beehardxcore 26
Wow OP. I'm really sorry. :( You're far better off without that bullshit though.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Good riddance. Plenty of fish in the sea OP!
kenygompers 17
Be glad he's not the one you're gonna be stuck with and it's not you who's left in the dark
MrConcise 34
I'm assuming he's not focusing on his career as a salesman, because he could've sold that breakup much better.