kellie1115
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Rowlesburg, United States
Stunlock
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
OP - "So I was thinking that we should buy a new place somew..." Boyfriend - "I really need a shit, when do you normally take a shit?" ^ am I on the right track?
nerdflipstables 3
Five months from now he will be standing outside the only bathroom waiting for you to finish pooping because he forgot the time you normally go, while you remembered his poop schedule, and then you will appriciate that conversation.
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Droodika 6
Is your future being a toilet?
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Interesting profile picture there, sir...
silvercamaro 22
I think you meant Is your future IN the toilet or GOING DOWN the toilet
emba_fml 13
#1...im gonna go out on a limb here and say no, probably not
domking1315 20
Yep definately gonna be a toilet #1. Because they're secretely transformers and are just gonna change into one...
xoconnie 8
welllll, if you guys freely talk about crapping and what time of day.. then i think you have a bright future ahead of you 2 :) lol no joke, you're obviously comfortable with eachother!!
n23SoCalHco 0
Lmao
megan324 4
Lol
OuchAndGoodfight 5
OP, you should leave your relationship as it is (that is), shitty.
SkoomaKi 28
OP - "So I was thinking that we should buy a new place somew..." Boyfriend - "I really need a shit, when do you normally take a shit?" ^ am I on the right track?
jizzwold 21
I refuse to believe it happened any other way.
miserypoison 13
"it's all ***** and giggles until I see you sleeping with another woman" "speaking of shit, do you have any regulated schedule on chucking a doo doo?
flockz 20
"well first of all my mother just called, my stress has been running high lately, and i'm on my period. so why can't listen to my feeli-" "i just dropped a bomb wanna see it? here."
SkoomaKi 28
67 - Is that your shit there in your picture? Cause if it is.....it's beautiful.
Haiana04 3
Uh-oh, Shit just got serious. O_O
TheFinalWub 3
OP's bf is a subject changing master... i must learn
daniofnd 0
Okay, I've been on FML for over a year. What does OP mean?!
XoXoKaylynXoXo 5
It means Original Poster
kriz_allizwell 6
Original Posta'
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
And now here come all the comments with funny jokes about what 'Op' stands for. Obnoxious penis :)
Link5794 18
"Where do you see yourself three years from now?" "Working for minimum wage at McDonald's to get through college." "2 years?" "Same." "7 minutes?" "Taking a dump."
MrStongray 2
Ok so I'm confused which one does it mean?
buck33 14
Oh, you know, about 5 o'clock.
ycrem0n 21
It's 5'clock in the morning, conversation got boring
sutianneli 13
Than i took a shit...than u took a shit... It's five o'clock in the morning... The toilet needs clogging...
twisted_cherub 14
*then Also *then
j_cat187 20
Got to take my morning shit
music_woman1 11
Um.. How?!
LO388 7
Because her man knows how to dodge a conversation.
lexex1 4
That shit's serious.
manyourlifesucks 0
I see what you did there.
ycrem0n 21
That's probably the most important topic in a serious discussion.
ladyLALAA 29
About the same time that romance died...
jagsville 8
Show your damn face joke killer. Lol
ladyLALAA 29
The sun ate my face, and why am I joke killer? Read my profile, I like to laugh!
nerdflipstables 3
Five months from now he will be standing outside the only bathroom waiting for you to finish pooping because he forgot the time you normally go, while you remembered his poop schedule, and then you will appriciate that conversation.
redwednesday 11
talking about shit always has a purpose, and thats definitely why.
Bagel09 11
Mom, bathroom!!!!
jonagoo 8
I love that episode. Especially more since I started playing wow
br0ccoli 15
Nothing says future planning like a serious conversation about taking a shit.