kellie1115
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Rowlesburg, United States
Stunlock
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
OP - "So I was thinking that we should buy a new place somew..." Boyfriend - "I really need a shit, when do you normally take a shit?" ^ am I on the right track?
nerdflipstables 3
Five months from now he will be standing outside the only bathroom waiting for you to finish pooping because he forgot the time you normally go, while you remembered his poop schedule, and then you will appriciate that conversation.
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Comments (151)
dansco 25
Wow you have lived together way too long if this is what you talk about lol maybe your time of the month will sync up too soon ;)
TColby 12
Happens all the time. My friend and I once went from a very deep conversation about theology to a conversation about the characters of Mortal Kombat.
lex1459 38
This made me think of the Big Bang Theory
ImGonnaDieAlone 5
Um... at least you guys are open with each other... um... nope. It's still weird.
doubleohseven 0
I think this is hilarious haha ydi for complaining this would be great xP
ebrainer1 9
Shit just got real.
OffToTheGayBar 9
Never again will there be a more perfect relationship.
turbobutt11 0
Sucks I have to take one in middle of school but I don't trust the bathroom so I have to hold it
knick64 7
Ah life...
lindsay2016 0
He's a keeper