kellie1115
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Rowlesburg, United States
Stunlock
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
OP - "So I was thinking that we should buy a new place somew..." Boyfriend - "I really need a shit, when do you normally take a shit?" ^ am I on the right track?
nerdflipstables 3
Five months from now he will be standing outside the only bathroom waiting for you to finish pooping because he forgot the time you normally go, while you remembered his poop schedule, and then you will appriciate that conversation.
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johngaltmovement 8
Not even gonna ask...
longtimesunshine 4
no I can totally see it. -- "Let's get a place together." "One bed, one bath?" "Well, maybe two bath- depending on how often/ what timing your daily ***** occur." "After lunch?" "Before breakfast." "Okay- one bathroom will do."
kirbz826 10
Perfect relationship, that's a keeper!
cwl727 33
Well knowing when you both poop you can make sure you are not in the bathroom at that time.
The_Markinator 5
that's kinda cute though
winchestergal 4
Not gonna lie, you should probably marry him
Josh__Bear_ 9
Is your boyfriend my brother?