Stunlock
By kellie1115 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rowlesburg
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Is your future being a toilet?
Interesting profile picture there, sir...
I think you meant Is your future IN the toilet or GOING DOWN the toilet
#1...im gonna go out on a limb here and say no, probably not
Yep definately gonna be a toilet #1. Because they're secretely transformers and are just gonna change into one...
xoconnie
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welllll, if you guys freely talk about crapping and what time of day.. then i think you have a bright future ahead of you 2 :) lol no joke, you're obviously comfortable with eachother!!
Lmao
megan324
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Lol
OP, you should leave your relationship as it is (that is), shitty.
OP - "So I was thinking that we should buy a new place somew..." Boyfriend - "I really need a shit, when do you normally take a shit?" ^ am I on the right track?
I refuse to believe it happened any other way.
"it's all ***** and giggles until I see you sleeping with another woman" "speaking of shit, do you have any regulated schedule on chucking a doo doo?
flockz
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"well first of all my mother just called, my stress has been running high lately, and i'm on my period. so why can't listen to my feeli-" "i just dropped a bomb wanna see it? here."
67 - Is that your shit there in your picture? Cause if it is.....it's beautiful.
Haiana04
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Uh-oh, Shit just got serious. O_O
TheFinalWub
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OP's bf is a subject changing master... i must learn
Okay, I've been on FML for over a year. What does OP mean?!
XoXoKaylynXoXo
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It means Original Poster
kriz_allizwell
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Original Posta'
And now here come all the comments with funny jokes about what 'Op' stands for. Obnoxious penis :)
Link5794
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"Where do you see yourself three years from now?" "Working for minimum wage at McDonald's to get through college." "2 years?" "Same." "7 minutes?" "Taking a dump."
Ok so I'm confused which one does it mean?
Oh, you know, about 5 o'clock.
Um.. How?!
LO388
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Because her man knows how to dodge a conversation.
lexex1
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That shit's serious.
manyourlifesucks
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I see what you did there.
That's probably the most important topic in a serious discussion.
Five months from now he will be standing outside the only bathroom waiting for you to finish pooping because he forgot the time you normally go, while you remembered his poop schedule, and then you will appriciate that conversation.
talking about shit always has a purpose, and thats definitely why.
Nothing says future planning like a serious conversation about taking a shit.
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OP - "So I was thinking that we should buy a new place somew..." Boyfriend - "I really need a shit, when do you normally take a shit?" ^ am I on the right track?
Five months from now he will be standing outside the only bathroom waiting for you to finish pooping because he forgot the time you normally go, while you remembered his poop schedule, and then you will appriciate that conversation.