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Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (43907) - you deserved it (10250)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...

#2 - On 06/10/2011 at 3:19am by Hayman68

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just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!

#10 - On 06/10/2011 at 3:22am by Kawboy

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