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Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML


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On 06/23/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Gremlin (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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You are watching your kid shit?

#1 - On 06/24/2012 at 3:04am by spazticechidna

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For all that is good and holy, please tell me your son is about 2 or 3 years old and just being potty trained!

My first thought was that you were watching a full-grown man straining to take a dump and finally noticing a family resemblance. Yuck!

#6 - On 06/24/2012 at 3:11am by perdix

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