Look at that

By Gremlin - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Staines

Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 319
You deserved it 4 090

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You are watching your kid shit?

For all that is good and holy, please tell me your son is about 2 or 3 years old and just being potty trained! My first thought was that you were watching a full-grown man straining to take a dump and finally noticing a family resemblance. Yuck!

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You are watching your kid shit?

I was thinking the same thing! They must be very comfortable with each other if they spend quality time while one of them is on the toilet.

That or the son is quite young. Hopefully.

We have seating areas set up in my bathroom.

Like father like son :)

Lmao, did you know if you stare at someone in the bathroom you can hear them say, " Get the f$&@ out!"?

Maybe that's the look on your face when he is concieved.

This was my first thought as well, along with. W T F.

Like mother like son but still ydi for watching him shit regaurdless of his age

56 - If he's really young, and she's trying to potty-train him, there's nothing wrong with supervision. It's called parenting.

Haha! Same question

Seriously? Regardless

Maybe she has a straining looking face. Relax a little probably.

Maybe she/he has a baby?

That makes this the funniest thing...

1, I'm hoping the kid is very young. Maybe when the original poster's son grows up (assuming he's young), the more he will look like his mom :-).

My thoughts exactly!

Be proud, OP - it means you always have an air of concentration.

Or an heir of constipation in this case.

Or that you look Asian.

#52 - That is an arrogant thing to say. I am not Asian, but I'm pretty fucking sure Asians would take it offensive to be told that they other people look Asian while taking a huge dump.

You then know for shure his yours

Tell him not to pop a blood vessel.

Probably not old enough

lol I was thinking the same thing. It's assumed the son is an infant or toddler but she never specified. TECHNICALLY, her son could be a teenager, making OP a creeper.

47- i doubt he was a teenager, i mean, what kind of teenager lets their parents watch them take a shit?

Who doesn't look at their son when he poops? Fuckin weirdos

One with autism?

For all that is good and holy, please tell me your son is about 2 or 3 years old and just being potty trained! My first thought was that you were watching a full-grown man straining to take a dump and finally noticing a family resemblance. Yuck!

She should've said something along the lines of 'my baby son'...

Weird. I always thought you'd be into that kinda stuff Perdix.

44 he is just trying to hide his "cravings" by saying he doesn't like it. :P

Same except I imagined him watching a teenage boy take a shit 0__0

It's no big deal, we all have our shit faces. For example, I look like Wario when I'm constipated.

I put on my war face. " THIS ALL YOU GOT?!"

Mine comes out when I'm very drunk.

Shitfaced drunk, I would say.

how do you know what you look like when you take a dump? do you have a mirror in front of your toilet?

That wasn't the whole point of the FML. It says his son looks like OP's NORMAL face while the son is taking a dump.

9- my grandmother has a mirror in front of the toilet...it's....different.

Does that mean he looks like man your wife cheated on you with normally? 0.o

The OP is the mom. This would have been funny if the OP were the dad and they had a chronically constipated mailman.

Perdix, that's full of shit and you know it.

Well, let's hope your son is still a baby because in your case that would be kinda creepy.

How did you see your child taking a shit?...

Im guessing with her eyes